Saturday, October 17, 2009

Men Are Like Dogs.

Yes, dogs.
Think about it. The good men are like good dogs. They're loyal, compassionate, cuddly...and will always be there at your side.

Bad men are like bad dogs. They'll bark and bark until the end of time, and if you ignore them they might just come and bite you. Hard.

Oh, and don't forget about the training. If it was up to you (not to mention socially acceptable...) we all know you'd put your man on a leash. Or at least a figurative one. After all, we don't want them chasing after any mailman. (or mail-woman.)

So when people say that dogs are man's best friend, maybe they're just saying that the two have so much in common that it just makes sense for them to be best friends. So go ahead and say it: Fetch, boy!


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